Humouresque

"Know why the polar ice caps are melting?"

"Why?"

"'Cause you're too hot."

"..."

"...I could use some ice to patch the hole up, but..."

"What?"

"I only have eyes for you."

"Oh my god you're so lame."

"No wonder I fell for you."


*not an original Edenia post. Taken from http://raining-noodles.blogspot.com. =P